5G KILLED GOD

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It's been spooky around here
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How COVID turned my nipples inward
and other lies
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March 2023

Books I've read recently
Trying to stay sharp
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Tomorrow... XCRMNTMNTN
It feels like this book has been coming soon for forever so it is a huge relief that it will finally be unleashed upon the world. I am very excited for…
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February 2023

XCRMNTMNTN
is coming
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January 2023

Ringing in the new year
Cliche is my forte
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December 2022

Do not eat wasabi when you have strep throat
It tickles, it hurts, and then you cry
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Green Hill Zone
gotta go fast
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November 2022

Thanksgiving is the time to fight about everything
Gobble, gobble
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Every breadcrumb leads to an unlimited breadstick deal from Olive Garden
My life is a series of obsessions
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This is ANDREW HILBERT KILLED 5G: 5G KILLED GOD, a newsletter about how I, Andrew Hilbert, killed 5G right after 5G Killed God.
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